sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
