hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
