ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's rum buckets o'clock
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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