never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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