your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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