My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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