i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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