Porn is love you can see.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she peed on how many people?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I fill condoms, not promises.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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