If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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