You really coming over, don't trick.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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