we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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