It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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