At least make sure they are 18
Why
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I am mentally ready for anal.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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