whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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