if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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