It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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