those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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