He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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