worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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