is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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