So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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