I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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