This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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