dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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