ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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