it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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