My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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