I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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