PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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