Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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