Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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