She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He? As in you personified your dick?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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