pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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