But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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