We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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