Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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