i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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