She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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