Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize