Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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