put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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