Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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