My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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