do herpes really smell.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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