Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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