we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
