Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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