I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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