i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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