Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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