He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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