when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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