He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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