This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I want her autograph on my taint
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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